The things you happen upon while doing product research on Amazon.com… (for an ice cream maker, in this instance)
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4 out of 5 stars This “Iced Cream” stuff is good!, April 12, 2005
Reviewer: MusicalGenius “Jeremy” (Minneapolis, MN US of A) – See all my reviews
I have led a very secluded life. I grew up in a very prominent New England family, (I’m sure you have heard of them, but I will not say which family. Just know that I’m a multi-millionare who has never worked a day in his life except at my Mashed Potato bar)
When I was growing up, I had never heard of Iced Cream. I hear that many children enjoy this treat. I was not so lucky.
Most of my childhood was spent in my extremely large room playing the latest videogames on extremely large television sets. If you have seen the movie “Richie Rich” starring McCully Culkin, that is the closest experience to my childhood I can explain. Except he had nice parents.I did not.
My parents didn’t let me have “the devil’s energy” (sugar).
It wasn’t until recently when I wanted to upset Mother, that I tried my first taste of Iced Cream at a local Mall. It was WONDERFUL! I was hooked.I bought this immediately, I needed my Iced Cream all the time, I didn’t care if it was 4am, I would need it! Now I can make it myself! And there is no greater treat than something you make yourself. No matter what Mother says.
The best part about this machine is you can make whatever kind of Iced Cream you want. Some of my specialties include “Tuna and Anchovy Iced Cream” , “Turkey With Stuffing And Gravy Iced Cream”, “Tequilla Iced Cream”, “Whiskey Sorbet”, “Onion and Baked Bean Iced Cream” and of course “Mashed Potato and Gravy Iced Cream”.
Ah, there is still some serendipity on the Net.
Anonymous says
That is HILARIOUS! I went and looked at this “Musicalgenius” guy’s other reviews, they are wonderful!
None of them are serious at all. Clearly he’s making a mockery of the review system at Amazon. It’s great to see. Thanks for pointing out this comedic genius.